Dear Kerrie

We need to talk. I realize that after almost 33 years of having dairy that it must be hard to quit cold turkey, but really, come on. I know it was hard for you to realize the past few years that dairy was your direct stomach problem, but I did what I could to tell you.

Ok, lets cut to the chase. Lets talk about Tuesday. I realize when you got home from tee ball practice that you were tempted by the ad from Pizza Hut in your mailbox. I get that. However, no matter how many times you try it, dairy and I just don't like each other anymore. I can't tell you why. Frankly, it's none of your business. The bottom line is that you just can't do it.

Yes, I understand that the picture of the P'Zone looked delicious. They have to make it that way so people will buy it. It's for those who CAN have dairy - not those who can not (ie: you). I'm not trying to hurt your feelings here, but what were you thinking? You knew better, didn't you? Just admit it, Kerrie, you knew better.

I thought it was polite on my part to let you enjoy it for the first 5 minutes. You know as well as I do that anything longer would give you false hope that you can have diary. You can't Kerrie - you just can't. I don't mind if you have butter here and there, but cheese, chocolate and milk are totally out of the question.

Now, please don't make me have this discussion with you again. You're almost 33 for crying out loud. You're an adult. Take the responsibility and run with it. I'm sorry I have to be so harsh with my words, but for some reason you're just not getting it. I only hope in the future we can be better friends.

Sincerely,
Your Stomach