Dear Friend,
I hope you don't mind, but I irrigated your lawn this morning. You might want to let TruGreen know I found a few mushrooms. Nothing serious though. Also, your neighbors sure get up early....and say "35?" loudly. I also think I heard someone cough in your house and that made me pee my pants a little. If someone asks you to a pic-nic, offer to bring forks - all 300 of them.
Love you! Happy Birthday!!
